The Best Worst Camping Trip Ever

In 2009, my husband and I celebrated our 1st anniversary. We were entering that "almost broke, but at least we're broke together" phase of our relationship. We decided that to celebrate year #1 we'd take a cheap little camping trip up to Big Sur. The campground I really wanted to stay in was booked up (San Simeon Park). So I found another, private campground, that has plenty of sites open for the weekend. The website made is seem like it was a great place- with a stream large enough to play in and float around on tubes lazily. There was also a little store and bar beside it. There were several trail heads within walking distance of the campground and the sites were nestled in between Giant Sequoias. Beautiful, right?

We'd also be celebrating my birthday since it is only 2 days after our anniversary. For my birthday I'd asked for a new Colman camping stove. I received one, it wasn't Colman, but it seemed to work just fine so I was thrilled. (This becomes an important detail.) Now, I've been camping with my family since I was too young to remember. We usually went camping in a small trailer, but sometimes tents too. Over years of watching my meticulous mother, grandmother, and aunt pack for tons of camping trips, by osmosis, I inherited their type-A precision in packing all the necessary camping supplies, beyond the basic tent and sleeping bag. Everything we needed would fit into a.) the cook stove's storage bag, b.) the Rubbermade tub, which doubles and a nightstand in the tent or side table by the campfire, or c.) the ice chest.

We hit the road nice and early and drove to Anaheim. (Pit stop for the day at Disneyland!!) The next morning headed up the coast to Big Sur. Gorgeous drive once we got on the 1! We found the campground fairly easily got checked in, found our site and set to work pitching the tent.

The downward spiral:
The camp site was SOOOOOOOOOOOO small and sooooooooooo close to our neighbor's. We figured it'd be ok since no one else was checked in around us, and online the campground wasn't booked to capacity. WRONG! By nightfall it was packed was LOUD large camping groups. So whatever, we cracked open the wine, and got that fire going and cooked a delicious meal. Our nearest neighbors arrived after us and literally set their tent up within arms reach of our camp fire. Really!!! Who does that?

Camping Pet Peeve: Blasting loud music. I'm not a fuddy-duddy (well maybe a bit) but I go camping to get away from this kind of noise. I don't wanna hear your "Best of the 90s mix tape", R&B slow jams, or anything else for that matter. I just want to hear the sound on the wind in the tree, crickets, birds, crackling fires, and kids riding their bikes. That is it.

Then, all night, seriously all night one of the neighbors' infants cried and cried and cried. I'm talking like ear infection horrible screaming. Camping with babies is totally fine, but if your child is screaming for hours on end at 2am and you're tent camping.... go sit in the car, go for a drive- everyone in the campground will thank you. Poor baby. Poor baby's mom bc you know she was stressing out. Poor campers within earshot- it was baaaaad.

We should have known the day was not going to be quite as we planned. I got up and set to work whipping up some eggs, bacon and pancake batter for breakfast. Guess what wouldn't light? Yep- the dang camp stove (Note to self: buy the Coleman brand when it comes to things you really need to work well! So we had PB & J instead. :(

We were looking forward to a day of floating lazily in the water...... wrong! There were SOOOOO many people it was rediculous. It was more like a kid stew- yuck!

See that tent to the right of Colin- that's NOT ours!!

Plan B to the Rescue: Hit the road and explore Monterey. Neither of us had been since we were kids so it was a great adventure. The aquarium was awesome. The weather was beautiful. I love that my husband is easy going. Our nice relaxing camping trip turned into day tripping up and down the coast for the next few days, but we had a blast.

Seriously- how darn cute are these Sea Otters?!?!?

We got creative with our camping cooking. Yes, I know we had a fire, but we had planned on the cook stove so we didn't have the things more suited for fire cooking.

The trip could have been ruined. So what we didn't get to have all the delicious camping meals we'd planned. We could have been grumps and been cranky about the situation, but we made the best of it and ended up having a fantastic trip! What matters most is how we spend the time with those that we care about most- it doesn't really matter if everything goes as planned or not.

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